7/11/2023 0 Comments In the deep movie reviewOne of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Nobody really watches Michael Bay films expecting critically acclaimed works of art, but Ebert’s review of the 2009 blockbuster is just as fun, if not more: “ is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.” Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.”Įbert disliked North so much, one of the collections of his most negative reviews, I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie, gets its name from his 1994 take: “I hated this movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. Giving it two stars, Ebert didn’t totally trash this star-studded rom-com from 2010, but he also concluded his review with some sage dating advice: “ Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. Here are seven of his most entertaining negative reviews. Reading Ebert’s passionate praise of exemplary filmmaking was a treat for readers, but his take-downs of the very worst of box offices provided another kind of joy. Some of those movies he reviewed over the years were great - others, not so much.
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